Oh, Henry

"Haloo, Henry.  Fine day isn't it?"  said Julius.
"Are you speaking Finnish?"  asked Henry.
"Why, kylla, I am!  How did you know?"
"Well, you're wearing a fish fin... so I guessed that you are speaking Fin+Fish= Finnish."
"OH, Henry!"

Only some people will get this...  Oh, Henry was a candy bar or old comic strip, I believe...
So, yeah.  I'm not that good at creating repartee, so here is a pun that my friend told me, if that counts...

A group of chess fanatics come into the lobby of a hotel.  They start bragging REALLY loud about winning their tournament championship.  Then the hotel manager comes into the lobby and says, "Hello, will you all please leave?"
And then the chess fanatics say:
"Why?!"
And the hotel manager says...
"Because, I don't like chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer!"

BUT, here is my version of the joke:
A group of chess fanatics enter an Australian-themed  restaurant.  After discussing their strategies they were going to use in the tournament after lunch, they realize that they were late.  They ran out of the restaurant in a hurry.  They were just about to drive away, when the waiter runs out of the restaurant, and yells, "WAIT!"
"WHY?!  WE'RE LATE!"  the chess fanatics yell back.
The waiter says...
"You forgot to pay your check, mate!"

I hope this counts! :)


Hahahaha! :) sorry, I find that highly amusing. :)  (improper spelling intended)