{This is me.}

Hi.  I'm Chloe.  My first post was really, well, lame, so I'm writing another "Hi, I'm Chloe!" post.

I'm a thirteen year old girl that loves many, many things.
Here are a few.  Well, one hundred.

{100 things that Chloe loves<3}

1. pink.  lots and lots of pink.
2. vintage.  like, floral prints.  like, Taylor Swift's style
3. Taylor Swift
4. Scotty McCreery.  I am in love with this guy <3
5. Big Time Rush<3
6. music.  pop.  country. contemporary country. country-pop. contemporary Christian.
7. guitar
8. art
9. reading&writing
10. clothes.
11. snow
12. summer
13. <---this number*lucky*
14. <---I will be this in two months.
15. dogs
16. cute things. like Scotty McCreery(;  look at this picture and tell me he is not REALLY good-looking
17. ribbons
18. SPARKLES!!!
19. converse <3
20. my cell phone case-it's sparkly :)
21. cupcakes-pink ones.
22. great hair days
23. boots (cowgirl, pretty, fun rain boots, knee high boots)
24. ice cream in waffle cones
25. shave ice
26. the beach
27. taking the perfect picture
28. photography
29. drawing
30. chalking chalk mural with my friends
31. best friends<3
32. i love love <3
33. Paris, France
34. ice skating
35. funny t-shirts
36. shopping
37. movies
38. old, worn out sweatshirts from the summer that have gone through anything
39. winter
40. life
41. bucket lists
42. sparkly gel pens
43. valentines. like, legit ones.  like, not the kind that each classmate has to give you :P
44. I like anything that makes reality seem more whimsical than it is. (stole this from taylor swifts biography. sorry taylor XD)
45. Daydreams
46. chandeliers
47. bright colors
48. biking
49. stars. like, the ones in the sky. ;)
50. vanilla milkshakes
51. my dad's strawberry-banana smoothies
52. frozen yogurt
53. pancakes or french toast on Sunday mornings (have you noticed the last four are food?)
54. flats
55. dresses.  the little floral kind.  or the pink sparkly one from Delia*s.  I don't usually like wearing dresses, but if I find that perfect one...
56. weddings
57. Jesus
58. how pale girls can pull off red lipstick (like taylor swift).  I can't.
59. jeans
60. lip gloss
61. girls that can pull off a plaid flannel shirt, jeans, and cowgirl boots
62. the country.
63. the city.
64. pajamas right out of the dryer
65. jean shorts
66. bangs
67. beach houses
68. fuzzy socks
69. nail polish-done perfectly on my right hand
70. feeling really good (and cute) wearing a new outfit
71. hot chocolate
72. cookies in the oven
73. my family&friends
74. the feeling when you aced a test (especially math!)
75. ball gowns
76. strapless dresses
77. pillows
78. flip flops
79. going barefoot (though I hardly do...)
80. cute little sundresses
81. flowy big shirts
82. flowers
83. sunsets
84. staring at the stars
85. campfires
86. s'mores
87. clean bedrooms. HA like that's ever going to happen...
88. snowglobes
89. blankets (mainly because I'm cold all the time)
90. butterflies
91. fireworks
92. cranberry juice mixed with diet sprite
93. sleepovers
94. my family.
95. lots of bracelets piled up
96. long necklaces
97. plaid
98. jumping on beds (though I don't..)
99. birthdays
100. animals

these aren't in any particular order(:


So, I'm sitting here, writing this super-long post, on my living room couch, watching an old episode of phineas and ferb with my sister.
This definitely beats watching Justin Bieber on Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Eve special.XD
"Why do my nostrils whisper to me.." gosh that was freaky.

Now I know why cows and frogs don't date.

I'm so tired.  But I'm forcing myself to stay up till midnight tonight.
>.<

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! {45 minutes early} :D

wthjkjfkjdfjisdjfpsidjfksdjfksdjfkijsi IT'S NEW YEARS EVE.

WHAT THE HECK.


it's NEW YEARS EVE.

the last day of 2011.

yes, my nostrils are flared in horror that another 365 days have gone.

this is what my best friend and I do when we are bored on New Years Eve before we go watch Christmas specials in our own houses and drink a glass of non-acoholic (?) sparkling grape juice.

for my last breakfast, I had honey nut cheerios, like every day for the past few months.

for my last lunch, I had a pizza lean pocket. :P

for my last dinner, I had salad and pizza.

yum.

for the last day of the year, I went out and did the fun, simple things I find joy in.

~jumped on the trampoline that is falling apart and is potentially dangerous.
~wrote a giant timeline of my life and my best friend's life this year.
~took a bunch of pictures.
~rode a 9-year-old's light up scooter and ran like a maniac when we saw a boy our age in our neighbor's driveway that we had just been talking about

sat here and wrote to you.  don't you feel special?

au revoir, 2011.  BONJOUR, 2012!!
(yes I stole my town's newspaper article title >.< SO. WHAT.)

2012- bring it!

Do Not Medel With Dragons Because You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup.

*Humorous Anecdote-Urgent!*

This is an anecdote for school.

"You Fool!"

   Many kids often find themselves laughing when they see their friend getting chastised by an adult.  Well, what if you see your friend, driving a car, texting, and their so-called "grandmother" ordering her to stop-all while watching an educational video for class?  That is exactly what happened when I chose to make a talk show about Middle Eastern culture for history class last year.

   My neighbors, Lydia and Sarah, had come to my house to help film and act in it.  I wanted to make commercials for "The Chloe Lang Show", so Sarah and I came up with an idea.  The best humor comes from spur-of-the-moment ideas.  I was eating Twizzlers in the kitchen, and Sarah yelled, "You fool!  Don't you know that eating too many Twizzlers could damage your brain function FOREVER?!"  (You see, she is very imaginative.)  That became the punch line for our series of public service announcements You Fool.

   Using the Twizzler joke, Sarah and I sat on our front porch, me eating Twizzlers, and her with a curly, elderly, blonde wig placed on her head.  She recited the lines, and the You Fool! series was a hit with my class.

   Everyone know texting and driving is illegal.  Well, so do grandparents.  I was in the front seat, "driving" in my driveway, texting, and Sarah had her wig on again.  Here is what we said,

   Sarah:  "You fool!  How dare you text and drive!"

   Me:  "Grandma, we're stuck in traffic!   This person in front of me WON'T.  MOVE."  (take note that there was a garbage can in front of me-we are in my drive way)

   Sarah:  "I don't care if you have to go to the mall.  I don't care if you want your tube socks.  I don't even care if they're IN!!  Now, don't text and drive or something bad will happen.  Something like a SQUIRREL might come!!!"

(insert my mom throwing my sister's webkinz chipmunk at the windshield, me "crashing" into the person in front of me, my head banging on the horn, Sarah screaming, and Lydia making "shhhh" sounds as if the camera is messed up.)

All that, and the moving text bar at the bottom saying, "This has been a public service announcement (hence the poor filming quality :P).  Please do not text and drive, especially in places inhabited by flying squirrels and/or chipmunks."

See, public service announcements in the middle of an educational talk show about the Middle East can be funny, and inform you not to eat a lot of poisonous Twizzlers and not to text while driving, for rabid flying chipmunks may cause a car crash. :)

Christmas Must Be Something More

I love this song <3 it really reminds you that Jesus is the reason for the season :)

Language Arts Extra Credit: MONKEY BUSINESS!

heh.
so this is a picture of my friends and I outside of a frozen yogurt place before....

oh gosh this was like... 9 months ago... I don't look like that anymore.. that's why it says weird... i'm the one trying to spread world "peace" haha jk :P

and... AFTER!!! so I don't know how this is supposed to be funny... but it's eating ice cream... I kinda like that monkey....

monkey picture credits to google images :)

Assignment: Humor!

So I'm supposed to blog a few pictures of humorous text.
well. I have this t-shirt that I took a picture of that had "humorous text" on it but i can't find it...
All picture credits go to www.delias.com  :)
So this is the t-shirt that I have :) and, yes, it's the poster on Mrs. Strait's wall :P
 I have A LOT, so brace yourself... :P
heh.
I LOVE THISS!!! :D
cute :)
ha. haha. hahahaha. ha. NO.  not that funny, but kinda true.  Aren't all you Twilight freaks sick and tired of vampires?
oh how I wish it were friday.  even though I don't like french fries.
hee hee I love this :)

So yeah.  I love funny tshirts.  I can't find the other one though... :/
PS- these can also be great gift ideas for me.... hahahaha jk :P