Happy Birthday To ME...

It was my 14th Birthday on Sarturday!!! :D

I love these cupcakes!!! I need to make them sometime... though i hate coconut..

yeah.

happy birthday to me..

Free to be me

I got a couple dents in my fender
got a couple rips in my jeans
Try to fit the pieces together,
but perfection is my enemy.
On my own I'm so clumsy,
but on Your shoulders I can see
I'm free to be me <3

Make It Rain

SO I was on Flickr/Blogger and was just flipping through stuff and I found this thing that you do when you turn on your iPod, put it on shuffle, and write down answers to random questions using the random song titles :P haha

so here are my results:

1. If someone says, 'Are you okay,' you say.... Mine (heh.)
2. How would you describe yourself? Stereo...
3. What do you like in a guy? Backwoods Boy (hahahahahaha I LOVE this!!!)
4. How do you feel today? Walk in the country... 
5. What's your life's purpose? Breathe.  i think that's it. haha jkjk
6. What's your motto? Better Than Revenge (haha)
7. What do your friends think of you? Show Me. heh.
8. What do your parents think of you? Hey Stephen (uhm.  last time I checked, my name is Chloe, not Stephen.)
9. What do you think about very often? Back On The Ground
10. What's 2+2? Forever and Always (so it's infinity.... :P) 
11. What do you think of your best friends? Innocent <3 
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?  Dream Life, Life
13. What do you think when you see the person you like?  Change. (haha. well.)
14. What song will you dance to at your wedding? Why Don't We Just Dance (awww cute!)
15. What will they play at your funeral?  What Doesn't Kill You (BAHAHAHA uh oh. by the way, this is Stronger by Kelly Clarkson :P)
16. What is your hobby/interest? Dirty Dishes. I don't think I like to do the dishes....
17. What's your biggest fear? As Fast As I Could (I actually find this slightly amusing... not really. but yeah :/ )
18. What's your biggest secret? Love Me Love Me (yes, it's big time rush. yes of course I'm thirteen.) 
19. What do you want right now?  I Do. hehehe
20. What do you think of your friends? You're Not Sorry (HAHAHAHA nooo)
21. What will you post this as?  Make It Rain (is it too much to ask if that rain could be snow?:P)

yeah i'm bored. haha :P

{This is me.}

Hi.  I'm Chloe.  My first post was really, well, lame, so I'm writing another "Hi, I'm Chloe!" post.

I'm a thirteen year old girl that loves many, many things.
Here are a few.  Well, one hundred.

{100 things that Chloe loves<3}

1. pink.  lots and lots of pink.
2. vintage.  like, floral prints.  like, Taylor Swift's style
3. Taylor Swift
4. Scotty McCreery.  I am in love with this guy <3
5. Big Time Rush<3
6. music.  pop.  country. contemporary country. country-pop. contemporary Christian.
7. guitar
8. art
9. reading&writing
10. clothes.
11. snow
12. summer
13. <---this number*lucky*
14. <---I will be this in two months.
15. dogs
16. cute things. like Scotty McCreery(;  look at this picture and tell me he is not REALLY good-looking
17. ribbons
18. SPARKLES!!!
19. converse <3
20. my cell phone case-it's sparkly :)
21. cupcakes-pink ones.
22. great hair days
23. boots (cowgirl, pretty, fun rain boots, knee high boots)
24. ice cream in waffle cones
25. shave ice
26. the beach
27. taking the perfect picture
28. photography
29. drawing
30. chalking chalk mural with my friends
31. best friends<3
32. i love love <3
33. Paris, France
34. ice skating
35. funny t-shirts
36. shopping
37. movies
38. old, worn out sweatshirts from the summer that have gone through anything
39. winter
40. life
41. bucket lists
42. sparkly gel pens
43. valentines. like, legit ones.  like, not the kind that each classmate has to give you :P
44. I like anything that makes reality seem more whimsical than it is. (stole this from taylor swifts biography. sorry taylor XD)
45. Daydreams
46. chandeliers
47. bright colors
48. biking
49. stars. like, the ones in the sky. ;)
50. vanilla milkshakes
51. my dad's strawberry-banana smoothies
52. frozen yogurt
53. pancakes or french toast on Sunday mornings (have you noticed the last four are food?)
54. flats
55. dresses.  the little floral kind.  or the pink sparkly one from Delia*s.  I don't usually like wearing dresses, but if I find that perfect one...
56. weddings
57. Jesus
58. how pale girls can pull off red lipstick (like taylor swift).  I can't.
59. jeans
60. lip gloss
61. girls that can pull off a plaid flannel shirt, jeans, and cowgirl boots
62. the country.
63. the city.
64. pajamas right out of the dryer
65. jean shorts
66. bangs
67. beach houses
68. fuzzy socks
69. nail polish-done perfectly on my right hand
70. feeling really good (and cute) wearing a new outfit
71. hot chocolate
72. cookies in the oven
73. my family&friends
74. the feeling when you aced a test (especially math!)
75. ball gowns
76. strapless dresses
77. pillows
78. flip flops
79. going barefoot (though I hardly do...)
80. cute little sundresses
81. flowy big shirts
82. flowers
83. sunsets
84. staring at the stars
85. campfires
86. s'mores
87. clean bedrooms. HA like that's ever going to happen...
88. snowglobes
89. blankets (mainly because I'm cold all the time)
90. butterflies
91. fireworks
92. cranberry juice mixed with diet sprite
93. sleepovers
94. my family.
95. lots of bracelets piled up
96. long necklaces
97. plaid
98. jumping on beds (though I don't..)
99. birthdays
100. animals

these aren't in any particular order(:


So, I'm sitting here, writing this super-long post, on my living room couch, watching an old episode of phineas and ferb with my sister.
This definitely beats watching Justin Bieber on Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Eve special.XD
"Why do my nostrils whisper to me.." gosh that was freaky.

Now I know why cows and frogs don't date.

I'm so tired.  But I'm forcing myself to stay up till midnight tonight.
>.<

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! {45 minutes early} :D

wthjkjfkjdfjisdjfpsidjfksdjfksdjfkijsi IT'S NEW YEARS EVE.

WHAT THE HECK.


it's NEW YEARS EVE.

the last day of 2011.

yes, my nostrils are flared in horror that another 365 days have gone.

this is what my best friend and I do when we are bored on New Years Eve before we go watch Christmas specials in our own houses and drink a glass of non-acoholic (?) sparkling grape juice.

for my last breakfast, I had honey nut cheerios, like every day for the past few months.

for my last lunch, I had a pizza lean pocket. :P

for my last dinner, I had salad and pizza.

yum.

for the last day of the year, I went out and did the fun, simple things I find joy in.

~jumped on the trampoline that is falling apart and is potentially dangerous.
~wrote a giant timeline of my life and my best friend's life this year.
~took a bunch of pictures.
~rode a 9-year-old's light up scooter and ran like a maniac when we saw a boy our age in our neighbor's driveway that we had just been talking about

sat here and wrote to you.  don't you feel special?

au revoir, 2011.  BONJOUR, 2012!!
(yes I stole my town's newspaper article title >.< SO. WHAT.)

2012- bring it!

Do Not Medel With Dragons Because You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup.

*Humorous Anecdote-Urgent!*

This is an anecdote for school.

"You Fool!"

   Many kids often find themselves laughing when they see their friend getting chastised by an adult.  Well, what if you see your friend, driving a car, texting, and their so-called "grandmother" ordering her to stop-all while watching an educational video for class?  That is exactly what happened when I chose to make a talk show about Middle Eastern culture for history class last year.

   My neighbors, Lydia and Sarah, had come to my house to help film and act in it.  I wanted to make commercials for "The Chloe Lang Show", so Sarah and I came up with an idea.  The best humor comes from spur-of-the-moment ideas.  I was eating Twizzlers in the kitchen, and Sarah yelled, "You fool!  Don't you know that eating too many Twizzlers could damage your brain function FOREVER?!"  (You see, she is very imaginative.)  That became the punch line for our series of public service announcements You Fool.

   Using the Twizzler joke, Sarah and I sat on our front porch, me eating Twizzlers, and her with a curly, elderly, blonde wig placed on her head.  She recited the lines, and the You Fool! series was a hit with my class.

   Everyone know texting and driving is illegal.  Well, so do grandparents.  I was in the front seat, "driving" in my driveway, texting, and Sarah had her wig on again.  Here is what we said,

   Sarah:  "You fool!  How dare you text and drive!"

   Me:  "Grandma, we're stuck in traffic!   This person in front of me WON'T.  MOVE."  (take note that there was a garbage can in front of me-we are in my drive way)

   Sarah:  "I don't care if you have to go to the mall.  I don't care if you want your tube socks.  I don't even care if they're IN!!  Now, don't text and drive or something bad will happen.  Something like a SQUIRREL might come!!!"

(insert my mom throwing my sister's webkinz chipmunk at the windshield, me "crashing" into the person in front of me, my head banging on the horn, Sarah screaming, and Lydia making "shhhh" sounds as if the camera is messed up.)

All that, and the moving text bar at the bottom saying, "This has been a public service announcement (hence the poor filming quality :P).  Please do not text and drive, especially in places inhabited by flying squirrels and/or chipmunks."

See, public service announcements in the middle of an educational talk show about the Middle East can be funny, and inform you not to eat a lot of poisonous Twizzlers and not to text while driving, for rabid flying chipmunks may cause a car crash. :)